Writings by the Woodwind Maker Casey Burns

June 2025

The Burping Bedpost Approach to Making a Racket Regarding Retirement

Would you like a serving of Boaring Bassoons with your Bore Sausage?

Jun 9 • 

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The Final Batch of Irish Flutes

Somebody else can make these now. I'm done!

Jun 7 • 

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April 2025

Watch This First!

Here's some badly needed Catharsis!

Apr 24 • 

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March 2025

Shells: A Natural and Cultural History

by Fabio Moretzsohn

Mar 18 • 

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Lot of Project Flutes for sale

for parts and restoration

Mar 15 • 

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RingoBlahburbia

Eclipse Tourists from Outer Space

Mar 13 • 

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Tesla Chainsaw Massacre

Cheech and Chong and the CyberPinto

Mar 13 • 

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RFK Jr. and the Enola Virus Plandemic

The Planned Solutions of Project 2025

Mar 9 • 

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Quartet of Spacey Operas

Pouty Spoonoplians and Suckerfish

Mar 6 • 

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January 2025

Peeing is Contagious

Fighting the Gorn

Jan 20 • 

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Happy Insurrection Day

I really am enjoying my Winter break!

Jan 7 • 

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